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Saturday, March 19, 2011

If you find me dead...

...It's because I've OD'd on Spongebob and apple juice.

Currently playing pretend-parent for 3 boys...on day 1 of 6.... I never want kids. Ever.

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  1. Except then when I read them stories and they fall asleep all curled up and cute, I guess I kind of do want kids after all. Someday.

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  2. I think it's possible, when you're not the pretend parent but the real parent, to steer the choices of television and juice more your way also....you could have kids that loved the discovery channel and chocolate milk, or something more suitable...

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  3. My kids had better like milk... And playing outside where they're not bugging me. I'm glad you came around Em - I knew you would! ;)

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  4. It's ALOT different when you grow your mom skills with your own kids - one at a time :)

    Hey Leah - Where'd you learn your parenting skills? You sound like me! ha ha

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  5. Your own child will be so much more hilarious, fun, and clever than other people's little shits. Duh!

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